Justin Bieber Starts Puberty

After months of speculation, the date has finally arrived: Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber has officially begun puberty, sources report. Bieber discovered his first pubic hair during a March 29 shower at his home in Los Angeles.

It's a confirmed fact from our sources: the Biebs is now all man, ladies.

His 8 million followers on Twitter were treated to the breaking news first, as JB tweeted "Im a adult!! guess what: when Chuck Norris hit puberty, puberty was in the hospital for weeks lol."

Rumors have swirled about the gorgeous singer for years, but this is the first confirmed word that Bieber has begun manhood.

And, in true Biebs fashion, he's using the occasion to promote charity. On the heels of the successful sale of his hair, which fetched over $40,000 for charity, Bieber said that his landmark first pubic hair will also be put up for auction.

Bieber sold his trademark haircut in early March on eBay. The website has said it would "reluctantly accept" bids on Bieber's body hair, after which the star started to promote the sale.

"Who wants 2 buy pube???" Bieber posted on Twitter. "Buy pube and wear around ur neck. Consume pube for awesome power!!"

"There's more to come but this is a Unique Pube," he added.

Experts predicted that Bieber's pubic hair would command about $75,000, with the top bidders expected to be TMZ.com and entrepreneur Sean "P. Diddy" Combs.

Bieber's puberty has been a hot topic ever since rumors started that he has tried to avoid any changes to his appearance and voice. Internet rumors claim that Biebs drinks Similac and prefers to ride in a baby seat in order to prevent his body from entering adolescence.

CU Denver sophomore Marie Anderson said those rumors didn't affect her opinion about Bieber. "Oh [my God], I don't care at all about Justin Bieber['s critics]!!" Anderson gushed. "Please stop talking to me [so I can go listen to "Baby" the hit song by Justin Bieber]."

Other Auraria students said they were

very excited to learn more about the next chapter of Bieber's life.

"I don't care about that at all," exclaimed UCD physics major Tony Woodridge. "That guy has a squirrel head."

Metro student Jason Gray, whose punk band Level Five Warlock has never had a documentary made about it, was equally ecstatic. "Justin Bieber is awful," Gray said. "He is the worst. I don't even want to be in a story about him. Please don't quote me."

Bieber also announced he plans to produce an album documenting the big change in his life. "Im so excited to make songs bout dis," he posted on Twitter. "Pube on your stereo. Pube In Your Ear!!"

As the music world waits breathlessly to see the full effects of this development, we're all hoping we get pube in our ear very, very soon.

How much of a man is my boyfriend?

For each question, answer A, B, or C. At the end, add up your points to see what you've scored!

If you answered mostly A, sorry! Your boyfriend has not gone through puberty yet!

If you answered mostly B, your boyfriend is a pedophile, probably the one who lives in South Denver named "Greg." Get a restraining order.

If you answered mostly C, your boyfriend isn't a man at all! He's a dog! Woof!

*This article was published in our April Fools' Day issue.