Best Greying Temples
Published: Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Updated: Wednesday, May 2, 2012 03:05
Presidential looks matter. This was made clear when John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon participated in the first televised debate in 1960. Now, more than 50 years after Kennedy stunned housewives with his hot ass, Mitt Romney can use his own sexy looks as an advantage in his quest for the White House.
Unlike Kennedy, Romney isn’t young, but he has something that drives women crazy: gray temples. Male celebrities like George Clooney are famous for their silvery locks, but for some reason Romney’s hair is 1,000 times sexier. Maybe it’s because he’s a Mormon.
Romney’s gray is only part of what makes him so sexy. His entire hair style is so perfectly coifed that all men in the country should be trying to copy it. If Rick Perry and Herman Cain had hair like Romney, they would still be fighting in the closest race of all time. The same goes for Michele Bachmann.
Now, we can’t forget Mitt’s fiercest competition for the White House—President Barack Obama—who has his fair share of grays. The salt and pepper look Obama’s rocking is damn sexy. Neither Obama nor Romney has hair that gives the impression that they’re geezers, unlike Newt Gingrich, who looks ancient. Instead they both look distinguished, intelligent, and uber hot.
The race for the White House is going to boil down to who can bring their A-game when it comes to looking hot during debates. But, obviously Mitt Romney is going to win because he has the best graying temples of all time. And because he’s a Republican.